GPD looking for owner of goat captured by officers
July 2, 2023
Press release from Gainesville Police Department
GAINESVILLE, Fla. – After GPD received several calls about this goat running in and around the area of 1100 NW 13th Street, Cpl. Davis and Ofc. Welch were able to locate her and safely take her into custody this morning with the assistance of two citizens.
The officers were unable to identify her owner, so she was taken to UF Animal Hospital. If she belongs to you, please contact the UF Animal Hospital at 352-392-2235.
Goat looks guilty of billyfull obduction wid horns, tro da book ad it. No cash bail until trial by a jury of its steers.
If the owner is not found, I would love to adopt the fella… but I’m sure my complex would have a problem with it. 😢
Isn’t Eid coming up? Poor thing …
A pleasant change from dealing with human criminals.
Hopefully she wasn’t tazed for resisting.
What a Fun Unusual day 😂👏👏Thank You Both!!❤️💪
looks lost… Like the city major
This could have gone baaaaaaaahhhd…sorry folks someone had to make that joke. That was my bleating moment of fame.
Today is July 4. If the goat’s owner cannot be found, I volunteer to give the goat a nice new home atop the grate on my bar-b-que grill.