Humble yourselves before my awesome authority!


  • Nice one Jake. Could have easily used an illustration of him suckling or having his @rse wiped as well but I get it, this is the PG version.

    An old classic, how appropriate.

    No one could steer me right, but Mama tried, Mama tried
    Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied
    That leaves only me to blame ’cause Mama tried

    Dear old Daddy, rest his soul
    Left my mom a heavy load
    She tried so very hard to fill his shoes
    Working hours without rest
    Wanted me to have the best
    She tried to raise me right, but I refused…

    Only a person can change themselves.

    People are still foolish enough to continue believing…

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