Wolf Health Group launches hormone optimization and testosterone therapy services for men and women

May 20, 2024

Press release from Wolf Health Group

ALACHUA, Fla. – My HealthMatrix Alachua, an extension of Wolf Health Group, opened its doors last week and is accepting new patients.

The expansion into these services is part of a long-term vision to offer comprehensive wellness and longevity services, integrated into one location.

Existing services include an air-conditioned 4500 sqft strength training facility that offers group classes and personal training, functional rehabilitation, sports performance training, metabolic health and dietary coaching, sports and deep tissue massage, spinal health, and mental health counseling.

The new expansion of services incorporates a clinical provider who is specially trained in health optimization, including bioidentical hormone replacement therapy, testosterone therapy, pellets, peptides, weight management, thyroid health, comprehensive health evaluations, and advanced lab testing.

Unlike an initial visit to a standard care practice, you can expect your consult with HealthMatrix Alachua to last up to 2 hours. Our objective is optimal healthcare, not sick care. Having all the services combined in one location enables each provider to collaborate and deliver a new level of excellence in patient care.

My HealthMatrix Alachua can be reached at 352.757.2711 or via email at alachua@healthmatrix.com.

Mr. Pitkethly,

You might want to change the wording in your advertisements from “excellence in health prevention” to “excellence in preventive health care.” The latter refers to the practice of preventing disease, while the former refers to the practice of preventing health. There is a big difference.

Also, Tüch is not a clever substitute for touch or for your backside. It’s also not pronounced like either of those words. Tuch—pronounced tooch, where the ‘ch’ sounds like a soft ‘k’ or a hissing cat—is just any bit of cloth like a handkerchief, napkin, or bandana. In fact, in Low German, Tüch is used as slang for stuff, as in “Dumm Tüch” meaning “stupid stuff” or “nonsense”, and the diacritic (the two dots over the u) actually makes Tüch sound a little more like terch (again with the ‘ch’ sounding like a hissing cat). But no matter which of the pronunciations above you like, it’s nonsense to try to make Tüch sound like you’re planning to touch anyone’s tooshie, even if that’s what you have in mind.

While all of the above is comedy gold, and though “health prevention” is the most honest claim I’ve ever heard a for-profit medical provider make (I certainly got a belly laugh out of it the first time I saw it), I suspect that’s not quite the message you intended to convey.